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PostSubject: Bro Tip #   Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:07 pm

ok so i thought this would be a good idea... so if you guys don't know what bro tips are... they are pretty much universal tips that apply to everybody... just put "Bro Tip #" the number will only increase by one... so the second person will give bro tip #2... and the 3rd gives bro tip #3.... etc.... just because it is "bro" tip does not mean it is gender oriented... it can be aimed towards girls or guys.... try to make them funny... or serious if you want to... but funny is more fun.... hence the name... again i will start

Bro Tip #1: Girls... guys are sick of hearing you ask about where all the "nice guys" are. They are in the Friend Zone... Where you left them....

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:54 am


YUS!!!! Mad props to you for making this! I love these brotips. This thread is one of the few where reposts are encouraged lol.

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Why wouldn't you support gay bros? Technically, it just leaves more chicks for you.


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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Fri Jan 04, 2013 10:52 am

Bro Tip #3:
always tip your driver!

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:10 am


Bro Tip #4

Money is for spending. Not for taking pictures of you holding it.


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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:47 pm

Bro Tip #5

No matter how much you think you do, you do not "own" your girlfriend... she can do what she wants.... if she starts doing things like cheating and stuff like that, then break up with her...

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:45 am

bro tip#6
always have patience and tolerance and act cool and calm when something happened and try to find the best solution for it and also...don't forget to be logical because logic is the best mental tool a person can have....it's even stronger than wisdom.
thanks for reading. Wink
and if you think your don't have enough knowledge or are shy to show what you can do to the world then don't be ashamed because courage and wisdom comes within time and experience so as i said "have patience and tolerate small or big mistakes done by others that harmed or mentally injured you because they will understand there foolish mistakes.
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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:45 pm

Bro Tip #7
You are NEVER as good of a dancer as you think you are.... especially when you are drunk....

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:01 pm

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You are NEVER as good of a dancer as you think you are.... especially when you are drunk....
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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:51 am


If you're with your bros, they'll always support your dancing ^^^ cuz they'll most likely be drunk as well.

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Use the bricks people throw at you to build a fckin castle.


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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:16 am

Brotip #9

never drive on saturday night....cuz ull probably drunk cuz ur drank too much

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:12 am

Pugnae Draco wrote:
Bro Tip #1: Girls... guys are sick of hearing you ask about where all the "nice guys" are. They are in the Friend Zone... Where you left them....

Directly from Facebook to the Order. Lmao.

Bro Tip #10: Don't say "shame on you" the whole damn time... Cause if you do... Shame on you.

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:46 am

Bro tip #11

never talk to stranger espacially if they are wearing a black hood and has a skull for a face


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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:50 pm

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Pugnae Draco wrote:
Bro Tip #1: Girls... guys are sick of hearing you ask about where all the "nice guys" are. They are in the Friend Zone... Where you left them....

Directly from Facebook to the Order. Lmao.

Bro Tip #10: Don't say "shame on you" the whole damn time... Cause if you do... Shame on you.

lol yeh that inspired this whole shinanagin...

Bro Tip #12

Your singing almost always sounds better in your head, so unless you are very confident, keep your singing in your head...

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:52 pm


If it's good enough to be a repost, then it's good enough for this thread? lol

Brotip #13 (hellz yeah, mah numba)

If you can't win,
Lose like a badass champion.

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:03 pm

Bro Tip #14

if you have the slightest thought that you have a shot with a girl, take it, or you WILL be friend zoned...

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:16 am


Brotip #15
You want an Allstate girl that'll make sure you're in good hands, not a Geico girl that's so easy a caveman could do her.


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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:20 am

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Brotip #15
You want an Allstate girl that'll make sure you're in good hands, not a Geico girl that's so easy a caveman could do her.


almost fell out of my chair lol

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Girls that are taken are like mental math, do them in your head...

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:38 pm

Bro tip #17
Remember,whenever u find a friend ,u find a treasure(even if ur friend are online and whom u never met)


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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:00 pm

Bro Tip #18: If you have a friend as valuable as gold... Sell him.

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:34 pm

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Bro Tip #18: If you have a friend as valuable as gold... Sell him.

well geez crazy lol

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AP in school does not stand for Advanced Placement... it stands for Advanced Procrastination...

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Sun Jan 13, 2013 4:34 pm

Don't worry, Draco, I wont sell you, lol.
Bro Tip #20: NEVER give up. Cause if you do, shame on you.~

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:49 pm

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Don't worry, Draco, I wont sell you, lol.
Bro Tip #20: NEVER give up. Cause if you do, shame on you.~

if you did i would be sad lol

Bro Tip #21

What goes around comes around, this means that if you sleep with your best friends girlfriend, you wil soon probably have no more best friend, or girlfriend... and instead will be left with a gaping hole in you where your ex-best friend shot your sorry butt...

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:37 pm

@ Crazy @ Draco lmao
@ Scar, nice one

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Do something so awesome that you don't have to tell your grandchildren about it; their history teachers will.



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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Sun Jan 13, 2013 10:08 pm

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@ Crazy @ Draco lmao
@ Scar, nice one

Bro Tip #22

Do something so awesome that you don't have to tell your grandchildren about it; their history teachers will.



now that is a cool tip!

Bro Tip #23

TAKE RISKS! If you sit in a rut all your life, you might as well not be alive, if you feel like you are living a dream, you probably are... EMBRACE THAT DREAM! don't be the old man sitting in a rocking chair thinking "What if?" make reasonable goals, and reach them, then set the next one, and reach it, cross things off of your bucket list before you have grey hair!

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PostSubject: Re: Bro Tip #   Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:32 am


@Draco yeah hah!

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Never Google Image search Japanese words that you don't know the meaning of.


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